Hi. My name is Bond, Agent Bond. My favourite hobbies are food, eating, munching, getting something to eat and crunchies. Apart from that I love making my sister Audrey mad. I am always in a good mood, most of the time I am cool, calm and collected. My favorite chill-out place is the dishwasher. Ask Madam Boss, she will tell you. I am thrilled when I get all the exercises of Madam Boss done well because then I always get some crunchies from her. So of course I’m always doing them well!!

7 months later. My sister and myself have been busy keeping Madam Boss on the go so that she had no time for anything else. My favourite hobby hasn’t changed – see above! But I’ve found another favourite hobby which is retrieving toilet paper rolls! And I’m really good at it, too! Recently I showed my sister how to do it – hey, and then the two of us were sitting on the lawn with the toilet paper rolls! You should have seen Madam Boss’ face! Unfortunately I’ve grown too big for the dishwasher – the other day I got stuck inside but luckily Madam Boss was able to fumble me out of it again. She’s strictly forbidden me to crawl inside again. What a pity. Oh, by the way: meanwhile I’ve been to my first show! That was really cool! It was great fun running around with Madam Boss inside the show ring and standing in front of the judge. And I was rewarded with some crunchies, you know what I mean, favourite hobby and stuff . . . Moreover I’ve received a few offers for modeling. Below are some pictures from my first casting. The other day Madam Boss and I had a major discussion just because I wanted to enter my appointments in her diary. Is it my fault that the diary falls to pieces right away??? Madam Boss was actually offended . . . Well then, I’ve got to start my next operation now, i.e. digging a hole in our sandbox and filing the month of October from Madam Boss’ diary . . .

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