Hello hello hello – this is Audrey talking to you. Can you hear me?? Malicious gossip has it that I can be heard anywhere. Yeah, I am living in this really radical household, with tail-wagging boss Barny, my mommy Biscuit and auntie Bonnie. My favourite hobbies? Jumping on my brother, Agent Bond, and trying to scare him!! Another hobby of mine is going on discovery trips. I am very good at escaping, but if Madam Boss blows the whistle, hey, then I return – at least at the second whistle blow! Well, you’ll definitely hear from me again. Talk to you later!

7 months later. My brother and myself have been busy keeping Madam Boss on the go so that she had no time for anything else. Even though my brother has meanwhile grown taller than me I can still jump on top of him and get on his nerves! Unfortunately he doesn’t get scared anymore. Moreover I’ve learnt how to talk real loud! Madam Boss always hears me right away – she said I should audition at the theatre. Not a bad idea. Because I can also sing very well, especially in the mornings, when I’m bored and I want to get my breakfast. The other day my brother showed me how to retrieve toilet paper rolls. Really cool, we’ve managed a parallel retrieve – and left Madam Boss wide-eyed! In addition I’ve already been to my first show! That was interesting! All the trappings were even more interesting than the show ring with Madam Boss’ assistant Dave. Next time I will run around in the ring with Madam Boss. As for casting and stuff: of course my brother thinks he’s top dog. Just look at MY fotos, then you know what’s happening! Now I’ve got to hit the road because I’ve heard Madam Boss calling something like yummy fish, so I better go and see . . .

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